i'm listening to parliament. it's so good. they're making farting noises into their hands and saying "ga ga goo ga, ga ga goo ga ga". how cool would it be to be a baby again? or george clinton?


oh boy oh boy, i can't wait for something to happen. though i am enjoying the "slow" life, or slow-er. a really boring hipster boy likes me, a lot. however, he has a waterbed. i could laugh for days.